im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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