Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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