Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
