yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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