people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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