Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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