every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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