But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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