Christians are straight up FREAKS
you will always have a special place in my vag
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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