Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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