it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I love you. Go after that dick
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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