I swear she didn't look like that last week.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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