when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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