it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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