you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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