Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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