champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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