Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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