we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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