so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
if only i could text you this smell
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Dicks are not precious.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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