real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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