the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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