Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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