i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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