i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
