Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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