I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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