I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Why can't burritos get me drunk
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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