But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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