JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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