I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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