This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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