at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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