What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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