What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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