Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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