Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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