dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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