ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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