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She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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