That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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