Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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