Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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