Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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