You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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