the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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