We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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