what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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