is your mom at the bar?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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