I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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