So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
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