I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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