The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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