next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You may now shotgun with the bride
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
