Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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