She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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