It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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