No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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